I’m not going to lie guys, if Sunday night were a stock market indicator for the health of this week.. I think it would probably be Citibank. This is how it went:
J – Do you sometimes forget their are other people in the world A? Other people with eyes? We’re in a grocery store. Get your hands out of your pants.
A – There’s something.. wrong. I don’t.. feel.. right…garg…itch…
J – Thats great Sweetie. Great and gross.
Back at home…
J – A, have you been using this kleenex for toilet paper?
A – *Silence*…*giggle*
J – A?
A- It’s really soft and plush. It makes me feel like I live in a hotel. And it is kinda sparkly.
J – So you…
A- Yeah. It looks like a cross between a 3rd graders art project and Mardi Gras.
J- *silence*…Well. Problem solved.
So really, I figure it can only go up from there. Monday Must Have? Please god, let this week be better than last.