Titles I was trying out for this post:
It’s So Cold, I Have More Layers on than both Olsen’s!
It’s So Cold, pickpockets just want to warm their hands in my pockets!
It’s So Cold, a black man was elected president!
Then I realised none of these were funny, because in reality I had to put the chicken in the fridge for it to thaw.
(addendum – apparently somebody doesn’t read enough to know my nod to Obama was in support and left me a nasty comment. My apologies if you took it the wrong way – but grow up. Hell froze over for some hill billy republicans on the 20th. And so did my chicken. 😉