Truth be told, I feel a little deceitful, like a girl walking around with tic- tacs in her Wonderbra and Bump Its in her ponytail. But mostly the tic tacs.
Ya’ll really liked the nipples hey?
I can’t lie, it was almost the best part of my trip. The other best part was coming home to tell you about it.
It’s a busy week here in this sleepy little town, I’m learning about electronic taps (pretty much the worst idea at a pub ever – the power goes out and so does the beer? That, my friend, is what causes riots, not a lack of clean drinking water) healthy hepatic functioning and a good dose of Arabic. No matter which way you look at it, the trifecta of blogicide.
I did want to stop in quickly and welcome new readers. I promise more nipples and bad metaphors a plenty. What more could you want?*